Wild Turkey Days Part Two
Wild Turkey Meanwhile, back at the dinner table, Steve's stepdad made his rounds with the crescent rolls. When he came to me, I just shook my head no and waved him off, acting like I had food in my mouth. He told Steve to hand him my plate. I know my eyes were huge with fear. I grabbed the plate and covered it, and said I just could not eat another roll. He sat down. I was eating slowly as I often do, chewing and concentrating on what I was doing. Before I knew it, I caught a glimpse of something scarlet-colored hitting the table. I looked over, and right between Steve and Gail was a big blob of cranberry sauce. And then everyone started laughing except me. I just sat with a stupid but relieved grin on my face. I didn't get it, they were all laughing, nobody was mad. Steve and Gail were accusing each other of making the mess. I just sat there. Waiting. And then I got the explanation. Ron, Steve, and Gail were trying to set me up and make me nervous enough to s